Suzanne SxySadist’s Personal Blog

My sweet Brett took me on a lovely escape weekend to Old Sturbridge Village in Massachusetts. It was so cute too the way he planned it and did a teasey little slow reveal. He started us off with a delightful rendition of “A Christmas Carol” at the Stageloft Reportory Theater! It was really quite entertaining and wonderful. The actors that played Marley and Scrooge were particularly great as their characters! After the play we checked in at our room at the Publick House founded in 1771. He booked us the “bridal suite” which was quite lovely but we only stayed a few moments and then we scurried off to Christmas by Candlelight at “Old Sturbridge Village“. I had never been there before and I totally enjoyed the experience. We walked in and out of these turn of the century buildings sampling mulled cider, roasted chestnuts, and fruit cake. We enjoyed the Christmas carolers, making tin icicles for the Christmas tree at the tinsmith, and so much more! The icing on the cake was a delicious prime rib meal at the Oliver Wight Tavern located on the grounds of Old Sturbridge Village. All in all the whole weekend was a wonderful pre-Christmas gift that was a delightful and much needed surprise.

But he didn’t stop there! Not only was Santa Brett very, VERY good to me with all the lovely goodies he slipped under my tree but he also bought tickets to see Jeff Pevar and friends at Infinity Hall for New Year’s Eve! Woohoo! He booked the special “Bistro on the Mezz” three course dinner so that we could dine on the balcony before the show and enjoy drinks (especially chai-tinis) throughout! But wait .. there’s more! Because he knew we were going to be drinking, and to make the evening even more special he booked us a room at the beautiful and elegant Manor House of Norfolk, CT that is a mere 5 minute stroll from the concert hall. We had their Victorian room and it was truly lovely! Beautifully appointed and boasted a convenient and cozy gas fireplace and scrumptious Jacuzzi tub. Yay! I LOVE Jacuzzis baby! The entire evening was wonderful. The Manor, the spiked cider, the stroll in the cool air on a starry night, the great seats, meal and chai-tinis (thanks Richard for the extra round!) and the fabulously talented group of musicians that entertained the hell out of us until the wee hours of the morning. We brought in the New Year with a lot of cheering, horn blowing, hugging and kissing and I have to say that I really love having that man in my life.

To the citizens of the United States of America

from Her Sovereign Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II

In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas , which she does not fancy).

Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
1. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ‘like’ and ‘you know’ is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English.

2. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

3. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you’re not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can’t sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you’re not ready to shoot grouse.

4. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

5. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

6. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.

7. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar..

8. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth – see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat’s Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

9. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialogue in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one’s ears removed with a cheese grater.

10. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body Armour like a bunch of sissies).

11. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first, to take the sting out of their deliveries.

12. You must tell us who killed JFK. It’s been driving us mad.

13. An Internal Revenue agent (I.e. Tax Collector) from Her Majesty’s Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).

14. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m., with proper cups, with saucers (never mugs), with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus, strawberries (with cream) when in season.

God Save the Queen!

OctRoperFest was held in Austin Texas Oct 21 – 23 and I was fortunate to attend this fabulous event with a dear friend and favored rope bottom of mine. We arrived in Texas on the Thursday before and our hotel was a few short blocks from Congress Ave where we discovered Town Lake and the fabulous walking trail around it. It was truly glorious and we walked at least 7 miles on it 2 days in a row. The weather was perfect, the trail was spectacularly beautiful and I fell in love with Austin! We also went to check out the Congress Ave bridge bats. I had no idea that Austin was home to the world’s largest urban bat colony or what a popular tourist attraction it was in Austin!

But the main reason for being in town was OctRoperFest! We were privileged to be invited to the presenter gathering Thursday night where we were able to meet and greet the marvelous presenters of the event: Mark Yu, Boss Bondage, Tomo, Mick & Dee Luvbight, David Masterson and Zamil. We were also treated to some of the most delicious barbeque courtesy of our hosts: Senor Jaime and FairerThanShe. It was a delightfully fun evening.

The next day after our walk my friend Mick picked us up and took us out to the Luvbight Ranch! Mick and Dee Luvbight of the world famous Luvbight Erotic BDSM Photography (which has won numerous bondage awards) have an absolutely beautiful place on the outskirts of Austin. Richard and I had a wonderful afternoon visiting with them and playing outdoors until it was time to head over to the space for the event’s opening festivities.

The event was being held in this funky cool artist studio / farmer’s market that had a fabulous little outdoor courtyard suitable for play. (I totally LOVE playing outdoors!) I spent much of Friday night throwing my single tail at some absolutely wonderful folks, several of whom were experiencing that sort of whip for the first time. (I also totally LOVE whip virgins! So single tailing whip virgins outside is a total treat for me!) I also loved reconnecting with some of my favorite rope people! Spending time with Charly B, Taipan, my buddy Mark Yu, Mistress Akume and too many others too name was definitely one of the highlights of the trip for me!

Saturday was jam packed with classes and I had a hard time deciding what to attend but everything we went to was very enjoyable and educational. We shared meals with great folks, thoroughly enjoyed the evening’s entertainment in the form of bondage cabaret shows and finished up having a delightful scene until the we hours of the morning. Sunday we attended two more classes and then sadly had to head back to the airport but not until after confirming with our hosts that I will be presenting at OctRoperFest 2012! I can hardly wait to get back to Austin! It was such a totally cool place to visit and I definitely look forward to exploring it more next year!

REConn stands for “Rope Enthusiasts of Connecticut” and is the local bondage lovers group that meets on the 4th Tuesday of every month at a kink friendly venue in Tolland. I absolutely love these meetings and totally love attending and sharing and learning new things with this great group of folks. I also enjoy snapping pics now and then of some of our class creations and have decided to share some of them with you here. I hope you enjoy them!

Recently I had a couple a truly lovely sessions with new clients that sent me some amazing feedback that I am going to share with you here. The first is from a really sweet newbie that was so nervous he was nearly trembling when he arrived but I soon set him at ease and we had a delightful time together.

My session with Mistress Suzanne can only be described as absolutely amazing. It was my first time with a professonal Domme, and I was terrified. Mistress Suzanne saw that in my eyes the second she met me, and immediately started to make me feel at ease. She seemed genuinely overjoyed that I was a newbie, and made me glad that my first time was with her. It was obvious Mistress Suzanne had thoroughly reviewed my application. I had listed a couple of minor health concerns, and she addressed them before we even started. In addition to what I had specified on my “wish list”, Mistress Suzanne added a few twists of her own. She can truly be described as an artist when it comes to inescapable rope bondage. My introduction to CBT and the Violet Wand left me wanting more. The whole session was an experience to remember. This testimonial is completely unnecessary for anyone who has been fortunate enough to meet Mistress Suzanne. For anyone considering taking the first step and contacting her, do it. The only regret you’ll have is that you didn’t do it sooner.

And now this feedback with photos is from a terrific bondage lover that came to me recently wanting to explore inverted suspension. (Which is undoubtedly one of the most dangerous activities I know of!) I was a bit hesitant since it was our first session together but he impressed me with his flexibility and endurance so I said ok and strung him up upside down. It was a LOT of fun. Here’s his take on it:

I’m a pure bondage freak. This was my first visit, so everything was new. I immediately felt comfortable, secure and safe, and very much under control, which was what I wanted. Mz Susanne is a total professional with thorough knowledge of how to make bondage as strict as possible, yet keep it safe. The bondage was every bit of what I had hoped for, with some really wonderful surprises! The first way she tied me was in a hogtie, and I’ve never been tied in a hogtie quite that way before. I’ve never had my sensed heightened to such a degree. I sort of knew that I was going to be tied up, but that was only a starting point, and I really had no idea what was coming next from moment to moment. The next position had my hands over my head, tied back, then connected to my legs, so I was curled up in a ball. My ball were tied to my ankles, pulled tightly, and the head of my cock was pulled in the opposite direction. Then she tied my ankles to the wall opposite from my head. I could move if I wanted, but I had a strong incentive not to. For the coup de grace, she hoisted me into a full inverted spread-eagle, which by itself would have sent me over the top, but that wasn’t all. She added some more “incentive” with clover clamps on my nipples and I strong pull on my balls to let me turn that inverted spread-eagle into an *arched* inverted spread-eagle. I had simply no choice in the matter. Wow, that’s as inventive as a person can be. I’ll be back as soon as I can.

not so easy when you have a “Type A” personality. I have been told that I do not know how to really relax and I don’t know if that is exactly fair .. but I do know I am not one to sit around and do nothing very often. Sure, every now and then I need to take a “personal day” where I stay in my jammies all day and do something totally lazy like play video games or watch some TV series entire season from beginning to end marathon style (I rarely watch TV during the week as a rule but when I do .. I totally do it in my usual obsessive style). But those days are very few and far between.

Since I pared back my event travel schedule considerably this year it has given me opportunity to spend a lot more quality time with the people that matter most to me and to have some delightfully relaxing fun. My sweetheart took me on a tour of a beautiful old lighthouse in CT a few weeks ago and it was a delightfully romantic trip. I have always had “a thing” for lighthouses and of course we bought the replica to add to my collection. Photos from that day are in the gallery below.

Of course what summer would be complete without a couple of lakeside picnics, barbeques and pool parties with friends and family? (I even got a bit of a tan this year. That hasn’t happened in awhile!) I also saw a few concerts like Rusted Root, KFest, Miranda Cosgrove with the godkid and Gallagher is coming next weekend to Infinity Hall! Caught the new Harry Potter flick right after it came out and even hosted some special friends for several days. I have also had a few heart pounding adventures like riding Bizarro and several other intense coasters at Six Flags NE this year (yes I am a bit of an adrenaline junkie at times and that was one seriously wild ride!)

Yup it has definitely been a fun filled, action packed summer so far and there is another whole month to go! I think I am ready for a nap.

Although not normally a welcome phrase or activity for most, I have been mostly enjoying working on my yard this spring and early summer. It has taken a lot of really hard work and quite a bit of expense but I am fairly proud to say it has come quite a long ways from where it started. Here is a before and after gallery.

I am most especially proud of the waterfall / rock garden and have to say that the photos definitely do not do it justice. The view of it at night from the hot tub is really beautiful. I will take more pics to share as the season goes on and the grass and flowers fill in. I hope that you are all enjoying your summer!

This was sent to me by a long standing friend that drives trucks for a living, after he had discovered I had driven to Chicago and back recently. Just some sexy little musings but they were so hot .. I had to share. Thanks Steve!

Dear Mistress or just hey Suze,

Well at least a man can dream, somewhere on the highway between Ny and Chicago, not long after dark, a rest stop. You’ve seen my truck on Facebook, I curse the soda machine stealing my last quarter. Whack! a sting across my lower back! I turn, to see your deviant grim in the dimly lit rest area deep in The Wilds of Pennsylvania. You ever so creative and prepared, without a word hold up a collar, and without breaking eye contact I know what I am to do. My hands reach behind my neck as I bow my head, the electrifying touch of your stern hand taking my shoulder, turning me around and affixing the collar to my neck. I leave my hands behind my neck in an apprehensive anticipation of your word. “Arms Down!” You speak in a quiet but forceful tone and of course I immediately obey. You cuff me, and lead me to a dark corner far off on the edge of the rest area. You instruct me to lay my torso down on the worn picnic table and I enjoy the exhilarating fear and anticipation as I feel my ankles being secured to the legs of the table. “How are you my slave?” you ask knowing “I am your’s” I reply. Your hand caresses my butt in a loving caring way we both savor the anticipation of that first strike of the flogger……..

I could go on…. Steve

And he did a few days later …

She had unshackled my spent exhausted body from the picnic table, I could hardly stand after countless blows with the paddle and the flogger. Not a soul for miles to hear my whimpering. Becoming misty in the early morning air dew settles on everything. She leashes me and leads me to the parking area where my truck is covered with the cold mist.

“This is the cold steel bed you tie things too?” She asks, Noticing 4 12 inch lengths of chain with large rings on one end she holds one up before my face, “How does this work?” She demands. “The chain end goes in the slotted holes around the bed of the truck.” I respond, “and the rings are hooked to any number of things” She instructs me to extend and lower the bed, watching how the hydraulics work. Not either fully out or lowered she likes the angle of the cold steel deck and orders me to lie face down spread eagled on the back. She affixes my still cuffed wrists to the chains and sets them in the outside chain holes. She then apprehensively grabs a lever and the bed lifts me off the ground my legs dangling freely behind the bed. As the bed lifts me, She notices my legs being dragged over the tow bar.

“I’ve seen these, How does this work?” She demands. “The next 2 levers forward I reply” With 2 more short chains She affixes my ankles to the tow bar. Raising the deck a little more, my chest lays across the sharp back edge of the deck.My cock and balls exposed dangling in the night air, my ankles chained to the tow bar I’m fully suspended. She raises the deck fully and retracts it forward as my body straightens out. I’m still slightly arched downward until She grabs another lever to extend the towbar stretching my body. My ass exposed, my cock and balls hanging, my upper body laying on dew covered cold steel. She enjoys the predicament I am in, Reaching for Her flogger, I hear a “whoop” in the air as the fist strike lands….

Mercilessly, She lands perhaps 200 blows to my back and ass with the flogger. I’m far past crying, I’m far past pain, I’m far past any sense of self, I’m merely Her plaything bound and enslaved to my own truck.

I feel a cold wet set of fingers on my ass.I struggle to turn my head to look back, I see Her deviant grin as Her hand lubes Her strapon, How one mind can experience both terror and relief at once, I know what comes next as She steps over the straight center beam of the tow bar…….