Suzanne SxySadist’s Personal Blog

I had a crazy busy week in the dungeon last week with sessions, which was delightful on several levels: first of course it was profitable, next .. woohooo it was really great fun.. and finally…  man it sure makes me appreciate having a day off! 

 

I also had a really good time on my road trip with Brett to present for NELA (New England Leather Alliance) http://www.nelaonline.org.  On Saturday we were in Boston teaching Binding the Jewels at Danny’s  place (Leather by Danny http://www.gripcuffs.com)   Then on Sunday we scooted over to CT to teach my Adaptable Bondage class for a group at the Water Hole.  http://www.water-hole.com   Both classes had around 20 people and were fun and high energy hands on classes and I came home with great feedback on both of them. 

 

So, getting back to that day off thing .. umm yeah.. I am going to go snuggle my sweetheart and watch a scary movie while eating pop corn for awhile.  I will check in with you soon. 

 

So like “Oh My God” I had no idea that dominating guys on the phone could be so much fun, not to mention fairly profitable! “Eve”, one of my coaching clients and an amazing friend I have yet to meet in person, told me that she does pretty well on ‘NF’ and suggested that I give it a go on the slow days in the dungeon, and I am so glad that I did! Not only is the extra cash nice but I really have had a great time talking to submissive men all over the country and even some from other countries! 

The most fascinating part for me has always been finding out what really makes people “tick” and how to ramp up the energy slowly and keep them on edge so that they stay on the phone longer, so that well first I make more money, and so that we can have more fun!! I absolutely LOVE finding some one’s “hot buttons” and teasing and toying with them. Of course I still love live sessions best of all because there is nothing like having my victims bound and completely at my tender mercy as I torment and tease them in deliciously wicked yet sensual ways.  <grin>

But for those that are too far away to visit and possibly even for those who would love to keep the connection going by checking in on the phone between sessions, this is turning out to be a great additional way to play.  I have created about a dozen or so listings under various categories and I am having fun playing with the wordings and seeing what works best over there. Click this link to check out my NiteFlirt Home Page which gives you access to all of my “personnas”.

Or here is a handy button:  

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Another really cool feature of NF is that they allow me to bill for content with out all of the fuss and muss of having my own adult merchant account! I am still sitting on 1000s of photos that were taken when I had my member site up and running but I took it down a few years ago mainly becaise it was just too much work for not nearly enough reward to make it worth the effort.  But, my sweetheart had been helping me set up galleries of photos on the system and in the coming weeks I hope to add dozens more!  Here are the first three:

Mz. SxySadist’s Fantasy Photo Sets

The Naughty Teacher

36 picture set - only $9.99

The Cruel Secretary

24 picture set - only $9.99!

Nurse Nasty!

36 picture set - only $9.99!

I TOTALLY LOVE IT! 

Several VERY heavy boxes arrived today from my new friend over at DUNGEON DELIGHTS and I was thrilled to discover that they added some sweet little bonus goodies for me with my order!  This guy is truly top notch!  The powder coat on the pieces give them a deliciously smooth finish and they are just superby made! Not a bur or rough edge to be found anywhere.

I could hardly wait to piece the unit together and it was not terribly difficult to do from looking at a picture on the web but I do think it would have been nice if they included an instruction sheet or little schematic of some sort.  That was a minor inconvenience though and it certainly did not take away from my enthusiasm!!  The moment it was together I decided to slap my buddy Rubber Boy in it for a bit of a test drive!

Let me tell ya… this baby has some pretty sweet potential!!  It is delightfully adjustable and very versatile.  The added spreader bars allow you to create longer or shorter distances between wrists and ankles and you can also combine the bars in different ways creating an impaler toy or a standing body stocks.  

I also simply cannot wait to try my new “SxySadist Toothed Rings”  (Yes that is the name I think they will be marketed under! I love that my name is going to be attached to this evil little device and that in the coming month or years, 100s of men will be cursing or praising my name.  It would be pretty sweet to have it become as much of a household name as the KTB - “Kali’s Tooth Bracelet”)!! 

My sweetheart is due here Friday evening and I have decided to save these babies specifically to christen with him.  <sweet smile> It is going to be an awesome weekend! 

I also just got off the phone with Rick over at Dungeon Delights and he says that he is going to have at least one drilled up for me and then welded to have as many small viciously spiky nails as possible, (he says he is hoping for like 50)! I am wet just thinking about it and will let you know when it arrives!!  Talk more soon! 

I am so excited I could just scream!  I just got off the phone with Rick over at Dungeon Delights and he informed me that my order is on it’s way!!  Woohoo …  yee haw …  hubba hubba … ooooh baby!! What order you ask?? Well I could tell you and make you just imagine it or .. I could post pictures!!  

Ok so like to begin with I ordered The Full Blown Erector set shown above.  Imagine, you’re on your hands and knees, wrists and ankles locked in steel manacles, a steel ring around your throat locked to a post, AND a 6 inch dildo on a post impaling you from behind! 

You can’t stand up, can’t drop down, can’t roll over. You are just stuck there,
hmm like a piece of human furniture. I wonder how long it will take before the muscle strain sets in ad the tension becomes unbearable.  Simply delicious and quite evil possibilities!! <grin>

But that’s not all! I have recently become fascinated with the idea of locking my beloved pet, and cherished slave Brett in a chastity device that he can wear when he is not here with me, but I am pretty tired of plastic. I mean CB 2000 - 3000 and Curves are ok but I wanted something a bit more substantial and then I saw their ring cage (pictured right). 

 Sexy right?? It was love at first site!! I decided to order the locking cock ring in all three sizes (naturally so I can be sure to have one to fit any and all of my clients and play mates!! But here’s the best part.. or as my sweetheart would say: “But wait there’s more!!”  I have for many years wished that I could find another “KTB” but they can simply not be found! The “KTB” or Kali’s Teeth Bracelet for those of you who are unaware, is in my opinion one of the cruelest chastity devices known to man.  Here is a picture of her from the outside with an appropriate lock on it.  

However, you cannot see the best part.  This evil little locking steel band encircles the cock and inside are 100s of little razor sharp points.  My ex had one and I very fondly recall locking it onto his cock for 36 hours straight one weekend and thoroughly enjoying the effect it had on him (and me).   Umm yes, I truly am a sadist at heart. <grin> 

Anyway… here’s the best part I alluded to before: Rick over at Dungeon Delights was kind enough to whip up a couple of prototypes that although they do not have 100s of teeth they sure look like they will be able to get a man’s attention and keep it. 

Check this bad boy out!  <huge wide evil grin!!!> He is actually sending m three to begin with of varying intensities!  This one has short spikes so in theory will be the mildest.  There is also a medium one with longer dull rods that poke through.  Definitely enough to let you know they are there but not enough to break the skin.  And then there is the evil one: at least as sharp as this one .. double row.. much longer. <drool… slurp!> I can barely contain the excitement gang!    

They are due to arrive here Thursday or Friday,  Brett gets here Friday night.  Umm it is going to be one hell of a fun weekend!! 

Oh and here is one of my other favorite parts… Rick over at Dungeon Delights has informed me that he intends to name this new baby after me!!!   <bright smile>  I could not be more proud!!  And i totally look forward to working with him to perfect the design!

I am going to close with a banner link to their site.  By the way, I wanted to mention that I am totally impressed with everything about this company. There products seem superb, the customer service is just aces, the website is easy to navigate but I am going to speak to him about the flashy crashy stormy noise thing, I promise! 

Anyway, I highly reccoment them for any evil metal restraints you could want and if you want something and don’t see it… ask him.  I learned first hand they are totally willing to customize things for you if you tell them what you need.  <grin>  Tell them SxySadist sent you and check back here soon for a full report!

I picked this up on a list somewhere along the way… some of these really made me smile. Hope you enjoy them as well…

 • The neighbors complain that your kids do full body cavity searches
when playing cops and robbers.

• Your daughter uses Twizzlers as floggers

• You go into the playroom and discover an interrogation chair built
entirely of Legos.

• You come home and find them tickling a bound and gagged baby-
sitter.

• They hand you the body harness and leash that they used as
toddlers when it’s time to go shopping.

• Your 12 year-old crawls over and eats out of the dog dish.

• Your son wants to know when he’ll get his allowance, because he needs to pay his tab at the hardware store.

• You tell them they’re too old to spank and they try to assure that
they aren’t.

• Your daughter speaks wistfully about being confined to the playpen
while the other children played in the room.

• You yell out to your son to come and do his chores and he tells
you he’s tied up right now…and you check on him and find that he
really is tied up right now.

• Your three year old is strutting around with clothespins hanging
off his tongue.

• Their favorite game is Cowboy and Dominatrix.

• Your son earned his merit badge in tying knots…twelve times.

• They won’t play Twister because they don’t want to say “red.”

• You notice her Barbie doll has G.I. Joe on a leash.

• The 13 year-old begs for his first bra.

• You had to buy a clothes dryer because every time your kids went
out to play, the clothesline and clothespins would vanish.

• You ask your daughter to walk the dog, only the dog’s still home
and the leash and your son aren’t.

• Your son balks at toilet training…and he’s 14.

• They made a violet wand for the science fair.

My sweetheart Brett came to stay with me for 4 days last week.  He came out just in time for my Vassar class Thursday night and stayed through very early Tuesday am.  It was really fabulous! I can honestly say that the more time that I spend with him the more I hate it when he has to head back to Long Island.  I really love having him around the house and to be honest I am a bit surprised by just how much I miss him when he goes.  I had been fairly comfortably “single” for several years and I had grown accustomed to having my house pretty much to myself again.  (”slave T”, my live in slave / room mate manages to stay out of my way often enough to still allow me to feel some privacy in the house so that I don’t have to kill him). <grin>

So when Brett started staying for 4 & 5 day stretches, I rather half expected that there would be times when I would start to feel the strain and need to stop myself from saying something like, “Isn’t there somewhere else you are supposed to be yet?” But, well the truth is .. I really love being with him.  <grin>  He is smart, funny and great to talk to.  He can be playful and fun to hang with and yet serious when we need to be.  He helps me in countless ways from puter geek stuff to handy “honey do” stuff around the house (and has rescued my butt in dozens of ways). 

Oh and of course he is also:  

• handsome and sexy as hell,  
• deliciously fun to torture & tie up, 
• getting more & more skilled with a whip & stuff himself all the time, 
• an amazingly thoughtful & talented lover and… 
• one of the best snugglers I have ever met! 

I truly am crazy about this guy and for the first time in over 5 years I can honestly say I am madly and deeply in love again.  Can you believe it?? I was beginning to think that that would never happen again and basically just when I stopped looking for love, there it was. Yayy!!! 

Now, about those flowers….  to celebrate spring my sweetheart and I spent last Monday planting some flowers in the back of the house and in my porch boxes, then today I bought a bunch more bulbs and perennials and slave T and I started working on a few other little plantable pockets of yard.  I love planting flowers in the spring!!  Not a lot of people know this but my mother whom I adored was British and the British are naturally quite well known for gardening.  (Honestly they had to be I think since they are so lousy at cooking!) 

Anyway, every spring when I was growing up my mom would take me to the nursey and we would go crazy buying and planting pansies, impatiens and other pretty coloured flowers to scatter through out her rock garden.  I really cherish those memories of her and that planting ritual is one that still makes me feel close to her.  I was so happy to share that with my Brett and again today with slave T and I can hardly wait til the bulbs I planted today start blooming in the summer! I will be sure to post a pic when they do! Ok that’s all for now.. see ya soon!

I have been invited to present basic BDSM 101 classes twice in the past at Vassar College and I have always included a simple single limb cuff that the students could easily incorporate into some sexy bedroom bondage fun, but this time I was asked to teach a more substantial bondage class as part of the Sex Education series that “Choice” and “Squirm” are sponsoring for the campus.    It was fabulous fun!  Brett and I had about 30 students (about 6 – 1 ratio female) come out to try their hand at bondage arts! 

I started with a few minutes of lecture on basic safety, just the essentials to be honest because I didn’t want to lecture at these kids all night but I made sure that everyone was given my handout that delves to an anal retentive depth into safety and other more yang details. I wanted to focus on putting rope in their hands and showing them how to apply it to each other with a bit of zest and enthusiasm.  <grin>  Well, I was delighted to see that they certainly did bring some enthusiasm to the process!  I was originally offered a three hour slot and I had planned to give then a 15 or 20 minute break at the mid point but when the logical time came for a break no one seemed to want one so we kept right on slinging rope!

 All in all I covered quite a few different types of ties: wrist cuffs, single and double, a few different styles of chest harness, crotch ropes for both genders, hogties and a diamond karada with and without knots.  Whew!  I got absolutely wonderful feedback from them on the whole and many of them said that they would love to see me invited back for a part 2!  I know I would absolutely LOVE the opportunity to wrap some rope around those sweet sexy college guys and gals anytime! 

As a side note, the students of Vassar College publish a campus run and funded porn magazine called “Squirm” and they are having a fund raiser for the magazine on the evening of April 17th. The theme is “sex toys” and after I personally donated $400.00 worth of services, I called a few of my favorite venders to see about rousting up some donations for them and I am proud and pleased to say that Passional of Philly, Rainbow Rope and ASWGT (Adam’s Sensual Whips & Gillian’s Toys) joined me in supporting this great cause!!  Please do consider supporting these fine venders for any of your fetish clothing, bondage rope, medical toys, floggers, paddles and caning needs. Not only are they outstanding venders of quality goods (I shop with them a lot myself so I know) but I also truly respect how they support the community and other worthy causes.  Give them a shout out and tell them Suze sent ya!  Thanks!  Ok that’s all for today .. catch ya soon!!