Suzanne SxySadist’s Personal Blog

But in a deliciously evil and sadistic way!  My buddy “$1000 Bill” turned me on to a cock pumping device by a company called Rejoyn.  Although it is not the least expensive ”vacuum therapy device” that I have bought (the manual pump system runs about $145 on sale) it is definitely the best one that I have ever used and it has quickly become one of my favorite toys in the house!  :)  

It is really delightful fun to pump a guys cock up bigger than he has ever seen it and slip a ring tightly into place to hold all that lovely blood firmly in there while I then proceed to tease and torment him in a myriad of other diabolical ways! And what’s great is … some of my tortures would usually have an adverse effect on spontaneous erections but with the ring in place he is not going anywhere any time soon, so umm yeah I have enjoyed using these sort of contraptions for a long time now.  

The same company also offers a more expensive ($190 or so) battery powered motorized version of the device but something told me that I would be far better off with the manual pump version for my evil sadistic play purposes so that I am always completely in control of exactly how much pumping is done and for how long.

They also offer a variety of choices in support rings and I have found that the ones with the open ended sides (either circular or hexagonal hole - doesn’t matter) are easier for me to grab and hold onto that the rectangular ones with the solid square ends. (both pictured here)

Speaking of for how long ..  it should be noted that I do not follow the recommended safety guidelines very well. OK truth be told I totally go against almost ALL of the Warnings and precautions.  Such as:

1. The user should apply the least amount of vacuum pressure that will get an erection. Use of too much pressure could bruise or injure the penis.  (Umm I am usually seducing my victims into letting me give it just one more pump so that I can get them as big as possible!)

2. The user should stop using the Vacuum Therapy System if pain occurs. (LOL what part of… I’m a frigging sadist and it gets me off to make men cry isn’t clear?)

3. The Vacuum Therapy System should not be used while using alcohol or drugs.  (Ok they’ve got me there… I would agree with that one.)

They go on to warn you that the support rings can cause bruising and such etc and so forth and warn that misuse can lead to complications such as swelling (uh duh) and serious injury, but of course they HAVE to say that to cover their asses.  For the record, I have pumped the HELL out of a few of my playmates and left the support ring in place for longer than 30 minutes many times and so far none has sustained any lasting physical damage.  (knocks real wood as opposed to the fleshy kind) Of course your mileage may vary. :) 

I find it fairly simple to use however it does take a little practice to get the support ring slipped over the cone and onto the tube gracefully especially if you have long nails.   As a user friendly tip I have discovered that if I pop the device upright between my thighs with the lubricated cone on top then use my legs to steady the deice as I grasp the far sides of the support ring and apply a steady even pressure down and over the cone until it slides on the the tube.  Again .. takes a little practice but it will definitely get easier the more you use it.  If you think it sounds silly that I am taking the trouble to post this little tip I would like to mention that difficulty loading the ring is such a common problem that the company sells an extra little device for $50.00 to help make it easier for you.  I preferred to learn my own little system and save the 50 bucks for other gadgets of my choosing.  :)

As an additional user tip, to remove the ring mercifully when you are through playing, slide one finger under the ring at each side and open it slightly as you slide it back down over the cock.  It really hurts like hell if you don’t and even though I am a sadist at heart, that is not usually the point I wish to inflict that much pain. Trust me .. they will appreciate the gesture.

As far as other options…I have tried quite a few different devices over the years (What can I say? I am a toy slut and a compulsive collector!) and I enjoy helping others learn from my experience both good and bad. There was a very disappointing purchase that I cannot even remember where I got it from but the penis pump amounted to a tube with a small hole in it that you kept one finger over and that had a rubber squeeze bulb at the end that didn’t amount to very much suction at all. If you see one like that … don’t bother wasting your time or money. 

I own quite a few products from a company called LA Pump.   They make some awesome pump toys too but the draw back they have is that the base of the cock cylinder is flanged which although creating a wider base for more comfort… prevents the smooth addition of a really damn tight ring to hold that lovely pumped up blood in the cock nice and tight so the moment you release the suction you lose the “fluff” so my thinking is .. umm what’s the point?! 

They do sell some soft rubber rings on their site which are cute and “nubby” but do not do really do much. (black rings pictured above)

The “Deluxe Pump” (pictured here above left) runs about $140 and I did decide to go for this model as opposed to their “Basic Pump” (picture right) which runs about $20.00 less because I liked the idea of having the gauge to be able to have a better idea of how much pressure I was applying.

Even though I don’t like their cock cylinders very much, they do make some other wonderful devices that I have a great deal of fun with such as their Nipple Cylinders.

I actually have pairs in multiple sizes of these and love them although at times I have found myself wishing I could file off the “lip” so that I could slide a rubber band or something similar off and over a well pumped nipple! 

The other issue I have with them is that they tend to be a bit “front heavy”. Meaning for example if I have someone bound upright to the cross and I attach these to their nipples they tend to hang down and it is very easy at that point for the seal to get broken. I have occasionally rigged a a little “bra like” support with parachute cord but I have often wondered why they couldn’t simply make them a bit shorter.  Ah well .. in a perfect world right?

Hmm what else ohh yes… the Pussy Cup! Very interesting especially on smoothly shaved vulvae!!  

In fact it bears mentioning that it is far more difficult to get a good air tight seal for any of these products over hair so it can be in your best interest to shave or apply a liberal amount of petroleum jelly to the area to help create the seal. 

A little lubrication will also help the skin slip smoothly and more deeply into the suction devices.  I have not had any issue at all using silicone lube on the devices them selves but I am hesitant to use silicone in or around the support rings because I have heard that it can be damaging to them so I have played it better safe than sorry by sticking with water based lubes on the cock support rings.  

OK back to the Pussy Pump attachment - great stuff ..Really!  It makes the labia super sensitive but it can be tricky getting a tight seal due to the geography of the area!

The same goes for the Rosebud Anal attachment pictured left)  but the friend I tested that baby with REALLY liked the sensation that it created and as long as you are OK with pumping and pumping and pumping to keep the suction going … you can have a lot of fun with this!

These folks make a nice variety of other attachments that I would love to check out but have thus far just hung around on my “wishlist”.  Items like the Mushroom Head Maker (fairly obvious usefulness),  the Isolator that pulls the balls and cock separately, and the Two Stage Cylinder that also pumps the scrotum all sound like a lot of fun and I will let you know if I ever get around to picking those up.

As long as we are discussing penis pumping and and or sucking toys I could also offer a good word or two on the Venus 2000 by the folks that make the world renowned Sybian.

I picked this fairly pricey little baby up quite awhile ago (probably almost 10 years now) and still LOVE it!  The unit itself runs some where between $800 and $900 depending on which add-ons you take or not and the receiver tubes are custom fitted as per your measurements  either with or separately for around $40.00 each.  When I ordered the unit I also ordered a variety of sizes for a few select friends and some extra “average sizes” for general purpose play.    

The unit itself is practically indestructible considering it has been accidentally dropped and knocked over several times in the heat of the moment over the years and literally took a licking and kept on suckin’!

However the tubes do wear out on a fairly regular basis.  The inner sleeve is made of latex and there is no way around the fact that latex breaks down over time and with repeated use.  The fabulous folks at Abco(who are really great with customer service by the way, please tell them SxySadistsaid Hiya if you call) are happy to sell you the supplies to re sleeve your tubes and will even send you instructions on how to do it, but I very quickly discovered that this was not an area I was going to excel at anytime soon. So I choose to send them my receivers when they need redone for a nominal service fee of  $5.00 each plus a very reasonable shipping charge.

How V2000 Works 

This illustration shows the two ends of a stroke. The Receiver is moving back and forth this distance at whatever speed you prefer; hands-free!!

It is basically a motorized “cock sucking machine” and never gets tired and simply will NOT stop until I kill the switch. <grin> I have had people spend up to 8 hrs attached to it and unable to move or squirm away and basically have it “suck them dry!” <ha ha ha>

If I had one complaint over the years it would have been that it was never easy to set it up and just let it go hands free.  Generally my victim’s hands are bound and I like to keep mine free to attend to other things or even just leave them that way but the tube was rather tricky to tie in place and still allow to mover so that it could happily do its little suction thing.  So what’s a domme sadist to do?  Brilliant kinkster to the rescue!  My dear friend Danny of Leather By Danny created a clever little device that could strap to the vic’s hips and legs by use of his delightful LBD Leather straps.  I don’t have a photo of it handy but it is basically an acrylic plate with a hole it it that the the cock and balls slip through  that has a pair of rails that the receiver tube slides up and down with the help of a couple of rubber bands, a few small metals rings and a couple of zip ties.  Very simply really and works like a charm!

As someone that adores layering sensations I have many times enjoyed pumping one of my victims up as big as possible and then adding the Venus suction device over the engorged and sensitized cock as as such I have often discovered that I need to use much larger tube than I would have before pumping.  (Something to keep in mind if you decide to try these devices together yourself.)

Well .. off hand I think that pretty much covers what I wanted to share about penis pump and suction devices. Ohh except perhaps for the question as to whether or not they work for increasing penis size.  For the short term, absolutely they are delightful for adding length and girth but I have not ever really seen a lasting long term gain. Now keep in mind my answer here is based on occasional use per victim over time, meaning that I do not pump up the same person on a daily basis and perhaps if I did the story would be different.  If there is anyone out there that has had any long term and permanant increase in penile size please do feel free to add your 2 cents! 

Thanks for stopping by and I hope someone finds this article helpful. Have fun!!