Suzanne SxySadist’s Personal Blog

The life & times, ups & downs and general musings of a professional sexual sadist.

July 13, 2009

On the men’s room wall..

Filed under: Just For Laughs — Suzanne SxySadist @ 2:44 pm

So OMG this one cracked me up! I absolutely LOVE the expressions on the faces and of course am sitting here trying to figure out what they each was trying to convey.  I see looks of disdain, amusement, mockery and at least one that seems rather surprised in a good way … like “Wow who would have though you were packing that sort of surprise!” 

What they need next are a selection of audio clips that will give the gents a little dose of what they crave.  Perhaps a Domme voice asking if he had permission to touch that or perhaps a giggly voice doing a bit of small dick humiliation.  What captions wopuld brighten your day? :)

KMen's Room Mural

Here’s the story that came with it:
Edge Designs is an all-women run  company that designs interior office space. They had  a recent opportunity to do an office project  in NYC.
The client allowed the women of  this company a free hand in all design aspects. The client  was a company that was also run by all women  execs.

The result? Well, we all  know that men never talk, never look at each other, (I  personally wouldn’t know this) and never laugh much in the  restroom. The men’s room is a serious and quiet  place..but now…with the addition of one mural on the wall……lets just say the men’s restroom is a place of  laughter and smiles. 

April 2, 2009

Will I live to see 80?

Filed under: Just For Laughs — Suzanne SxySadist @ 10:33 am

Aren't you glad you aren't a mayfly? Here’s something to think about. . . ..

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing fairly well’ for my age.  A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, ‘Do you think I’ll live to be 80?’

He asked, ‘Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?’
‘Oh no,’ I replied. ‘I’m not doing drugs, either!’

Then he asked, ‘Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?’
I said, ‘No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!’

Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?’
‘No, I don’t,’ I said.

He asked, ‘Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?’
‘No Sir! That stuff is dangerous!,’ I said

He looked at me and said,….. ‘Then, why do you even give a shit?

– The moral of this story… Life is way too short to not live it to the fullest so get out there and have some fun!