{"id":13851,"date":"2021-12-02T10:33:52","date_gmt":"2021-12-02T15:33:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sxysadist.com\/MainSite\/?p=13851"},"modified":"2021-12-02T12:22:38","modified_gmt":"2021-12-02T17:22:38","slug":"grinchy-goodness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sxysadist.com\/MainSite\/?p=13851","title":{"rendered":"Grinchy Goodness!!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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So I am definitely a big kid when it comes to Christmas and OMG this just tickled me SO MUCH!! I recently received an email from Vacasa regarding an opportunity to stay in the GRINCH’S ACTUAL CAVE!!<\/a> Yes, you read that correctly! Like wow – that sounds like so much fun and the place looks so freaking cool! Vacasa Page<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

You really have got to see this place! Totally adorbs! They even have Who Hash, Who-liday Ham and Roast Beast on shelves in the kitchen! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

There is even a virtual tour where you get to explore the whole place and read descriptive notes and messages from the Grinch himself which I copied below in case they delete the webpage after Christmas! Sadly the Grinch wouldn’t be there and just so you know, he not sworn that he wouldn’t try stealing Christmas again this year. I guess we will just have to wait and see. Virtual Tour<\/a> <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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To best explain the whimsical wonder that is this residence, we have a note\u2014and traveler tips\u2014from the homeowner himself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Mister Grinch, here. As we are all painfully aware, the most miserable time of the year approaches. Caroling, candy canes, and, of course, that constant, contagious Christmas cheer. Yuck. <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I myself, unlike every other Who, am getting out of town this year\u2014far away from all the holiday hoopla with its fanatical, fantastical fa la la la la, la la la la-ing. Am I stealing Christmas again? Maybe. Am I visiting my Florida beach home? Don\u2019t worry about it. <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Either way, good news for you. While I\u2019m gone, you can stay in my cave.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

That\u2019s right, the legendary rocky residence of the world\u2019s most famous Who-villain can be your very own holiday hideaway. The halls of my entire cave are decked with all my favorite things\u2014and Max\u2019s, too, of course. Vacasa will take care of everything (because I have no interest or time for that). <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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My grotto, located at 1957 Mt. Crumpit Dr., is a multilevel, carved-out cave home with one main bedroom, a guest bedroom, and two fully functional, flushable bathrooms (I\u2019m not an animal, you know). <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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You can play sad songs on my pipe organ and bang on Max\u2019s drum set till the wee hours of the morning.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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There’s a library full of books you probably won\u2019t read and a chess table where I like to sit and play chess\u2026 alone\u2026 with my dog\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Each morning you can enjoy the feeling of waking up on either of the two wrong sides of my bed. You can stand and stare at yourself in the mirror, but whatever you do, please don\u2019t touch my custom tailored Turkish green fur pants, or my green fur shoes, or anything else really. <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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My kitchen is stocked with a few of my favorites. We’re talking Who-hash, roast beast, and Who-pudding. Of course, you\u2019ll still need to bring your own food. Plus, the coffee maker makes the best worst macchiato on earth. <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

There’s a lot more to see inside my home\u2014so if you insist on checking out all the nooks and crannies, Vacasa’s created a 3D virtual tour… and even I can admit it’s pretty neat. <\/em>Take a 3D Tour<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

So enjoy your stay or don\u2019t, I don\u2019t care. But much to my annoyance, I\u2019m sure Vacasa will make sure your whole stay goes swimmingly.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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P.S. Before you go<\/em><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

It takes an adventurous soul to live like me\u2014I mean, I live in an actual cave. Keep these tips in mind when booking your stay.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n