\u00a0\u2022 The neighbors complain that your kids do full body cavity searches
\nwhen playing cops and robbers.<\/div>\n
\u2022 Your daughter uses Twizzlers as floggers<\/p>\n
\u2022 You go into the playroom and discover an interrogation chair built
\nentirely of Legos.<\/p>\n
\u2022 You come home and find them tickling a bound and gagged baby-
\nsitter.<\/p>\n
\u2022 They hand you the body harness and leash that they used as
\ntoddlers when it’s time to go shopping.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Your 12 year-old crawls over and eats out of the dog dish.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Your son wants to know when he’ll get his allowance, because he needs to pay his tab at the hardware store.<\/p>\n
\u2022 You tell them they’re too old to spank and they try to assure that
\nthey aren’t.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Your daughter speaks wistfully about being confined to the playpen
\nwhile the other children played in the room.<\/p>\n
\u2022 You yell out to your son to come and do his chores and he tells
\nyou he’s tied up right now…and you check on him and find that he
\nreally is tied up right now.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Your three year old is strutting around with clothespins hanging
\noff his tongue.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Their favorite game is Cowboy and Dominatrix.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Your son earned his merit badge in tying knots…twelve times.<\/p>\n
\u2022 They won’t play Twister because they don’t want to say “red.”<\/p>\n
\u2022 You notice her Barbie doll has G.I. Joe on a leash.<\/p>\n
\u2022 The 13 year-old begs for his first bra.<\/p>\n
\u2022 You had to buy a clothes dryer because every time your kids went
\nout to play, the clothesline and clothespins would vanish.<\/p>\n
\u2022 You ask your daughter to walk the dog, only the dog’s still home
\nand the leash and your son aren’t.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Your son balks at toilet training…and he’s 14.<\/p>\n
\u2022 They made a violet wand for the science fair.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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