{"id":2430,"date":"2008-04-15T14:23:28","date_gmt":"2008-04-15T21:23:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sxysadist.com\/Blog\/?p=35"},"modified":"2010-02-10T16:49:17","modified_gmt":"2010-02-10T23:49:17","slug":"new-toys-woohoo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sxysadist.com\/MainSite\/?p=2430","title":{"rendered":"New toys !! Woohoo!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"I am so excited I could just scream!\u00a0 I just got off the phone with Rick over at Dungeon Delights <\/a>and he informed me that my order is on it’s way!!\u00a0 Woohoo …\u00a0 yee haw … \u00a0hubba hubba … ooooh baby!! What order you ask?? Well I could tell you and make you just imagine it or .. I could post pictures!!\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n

Ok so like to begin with I ordered The Full Blown Erector set shown above.\u00a0 Imagine, you’re on your hands and knees, wrists and ankles locked in steel manacles, a steel ring around your throat locked to a post, AND a 6 inch dildo on a post impaling you from behind!\u00a0<\/p>\n

You can’t stand up, can’t drop down, can’t roll over. You are just\u00a0stuck there, \"\"
\nhmm like a piece of human furniture. I wonder how long it will take before the muscle strain sets in ad the tension becomes unbearable.\u00a0 Simply delicious and quite evil possibilities!! <grin><\/p>\n

But that’s not all! I have recently become fascinated with the idea of locking my beloved pet, and cherished\u00a0slave Brett in a chastity device that he can wear\u00a0when he is not here with me,\u00a0but I am\u00a0pretty tired of plastic. I mean CB 2000\u00a0– 3000\u00a0and Curves are ok but I wanted something a bit more substantial and then I saw their ring cage (pictured right).\u00a0<\/p>\n

\u00a0Sexy right?? It was love at first site!! I decided to order the locking cock ring in all three sizes (naturally so I can be sure to have one to fit any and all of my clients and play mates!!\u00a0But\u00a0here’s the best part.. or as my sweetheart would say: “But wait there’s more!!”\u00a0\u00a0I have for many years wished that\u00a0I could find another “KTB” but they can simply not be found! The “KTB” or Kali’s Teeth Bracelet for those of you who are unaware, is\u00a0in my opinion\u00a0one of the cruelest chastity devices known to man.\u00a0\u00a0Here is a\u00a0picture of her from the outside with an appropriate lock on it.\u00a0\u00a0\"\"<\/p>\n

However, you cannot see the best part.\u00a0 This evil little locking steel band encircles the cock and inside are 100s of\u00a0little razor sharp points.\u00a0\u00a0My ex had one and I\u00a0very fondly recall locking it onto his cock for 36 hours straight one weekend and thoroughly enjoying\u00a0the effect it had on him (and me).\u00a0\u00a0 Umm yes, I truly am a sadist at heart. <grin>\u00a0<\/p>\n

Anyway… here’s the best part I alluded to before: Rick over at Dungeon Delights was kind enough to\u00a0whip up a couple of prototypes that although they do not have 100s of teeth they sure look like they will be able to get a man’s attention and keep it.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Check this bad boy out!\u00a0 <huge wide evil grin!!!> He is actually sending m three to begin with of varying intensities!\u00a0\u00a0This one\u00a0has short spikes so in theory will be the mildest.\u00a0 There is also a\u00a0medium one with\u00a0longer dull rods that poke through.\u00a0\u00a0Definitely enough to\u00a0let you know\u00a0they are there but not enough to break the skin.\u00a0 And then there is the evil one:\u00a0at least as sharp as this one .. double row.. much longer.\u00a0<drool… slurp!> I can barely\u00a0contain the excitement\u00a0gang!\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n

\"\"They are due to arrive here Thursday or Friday,\u00a0 Brett gets here Friday night.\u00a0 Umm it is going to be one hell of a fun weekend!!\u00a0<\/p>\n

Oh and here is one of my other favorite parts… Rick over at Dungeon Delights has informed me that he intends to name this new baby after me!!!\u00a0\u00a0 <bright smile>\u00a0 I could not be more proud!!\u00a0 And i totally look forward to working with him to perfect the design!<\/p>\n

I am going to close with a banner link to their site.\u00a0 By the way, I wanted to mention that I am totally impressed with everything about this company. There products seem superb, the customer service is just aces, the website is easy to navigate but I am going to speak to him about the flashy crashy stormy noise thing, I promise!\u00a0<\/p>\n

Anyway, I highly recommend them for any evil metal restraints you could want and if you want something and don’t see it… ask him.\u00a0 I learned first hand they are totally willing to customize things for you if you tell them what you need.\u00a0 <grin>\u00a0 Tell them SxySadist sent you and check back here soon for a full report!
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