{"id":2454,"date":"2008-06-05T08:25:17","date_gmt":"2008-06-05T15:25:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sxysadist.com\/Blog\/?p=59"},"modified":"2008-06-09T18:51:55","modified_gmt":"2008-06-10T01:51:55","slug":"joke-of-the-month","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sxysadist.com\/MainSite\/?p=2454","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the month&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Graydancer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.graydancer.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 187px; height: 208px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.sxysadist.com\/MainSite\/wp-content\/uploads\/blogpics\/rigger.gif?resize=200%2C226\" border=\"5\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" width=\"200\" height=\"226\" align=\"right\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Heard during opening ceremonies at Shibaricon as told by <a title=\"Graydancer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.graydancer.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Graydancer<\/a> (as best as I can recall anyway):<\/p>\n<p>Question: How many riggers does it take to do a rope suspension?<\/p>\n<p>Answer: 100 &#8211; one to do the tie\u00a0 and ninety nine to say, &#8220;I can do that, but it isn&#8217;t shibari&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(Sadly there is a bit of truth to this joke as my next post shall soon\u00a0reveal. In the meantime.. have a fabulous weekend all!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heard during opening ceremonies at Shibaricon as told by Graydancer (as best as I can recall anyway): Question: How many&hellip; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.sxysadist.com\/MainSite\/?p=2454\">Read more <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Joke of the month&#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2454","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sxysadist.com\/MainSite\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2454","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sxysadist.com\/MainSite\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sxysadist.com\/MainSite\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sxysadist.com\/MainSite\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sxysadist.com\/MainSite\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2454"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sxysadist.com\/MainSite\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2454\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sxysadist.com\/MainSite\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2454"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sxysadist.com\/MainSite\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2454"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sxysadist.com\/MainSite\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2454"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}